Candy jokes
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.