Candy jokes
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
A mom gave her son "the talk". Her son replies, "Wait, so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied."
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰