What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?