What goes in hard but comes out soft
Gum
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.