Pedophile: You dropped your candy. Girl: Thanks! Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy. Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one? Girl: How far is your house? Pedophile: Its that white one right over there. Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster? Pedophile: Yep its that one. Girl:.... Sure! :P Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
What does the pedophile use for bait. TRIX
why was the milky way remembered... because its... DELICIOUS!
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
who make hard candy for the kids
solve
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
