What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.