Cancer

Cancer Jokes

If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: thank you for your service.

Sorry if it’s too far but don’t come here if u can’t take it

My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck someone would die later that exact day she found out she had cancer.11 months later my grandpa died of a stroke I hope to see them in heaven I’d like to meet them pls comment good things I really really love them even though I didn’t get to meet them😭😭😭

My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Whats the difference between cancer and my dad. Cancer is still here😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back

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