Cancer jokes

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

What's the difference between your dad and cancer?

Cancer came back...

Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?

Because they have cancer.

You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

Stop joking with cancer.

- From a survivor :)

What is long and not hairy?

The conga line in the cancer department.

Why is mercury like everything else in the world?

Because it gives you cancer.

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.

Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

They never get old.

What’s ten feet long and bald?

The conga line in the cancer ward.

My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.

Me: Imagine not having hair.

Kids: On chemo.

Bitch the fuck.

What's bald and can't grow no hair?

A kid with cancer.

A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.

"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.