why is mercury like everything else in the world? because it gives you cancer
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimers". The old guy replies "At least I've not got cancer".
What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing because his parents ran away double whammy orphan jokes r like a kid with cancer it never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
My dad always used to beat me but he never beat cancer
Me:imagine not having hair
Kids: on chemo
Bitch the fuck
whats bald and cant grow no hair
A kid with cancer
kid with hallucinations and cancer on jeopardy game show
what's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cancer isnt real its probably special affects
walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to Cancer it.
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said “ Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.” The lady asks, “Am I pregnant? “. To which the Doctor replied “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂
So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said "nah mate you've got cancer"
please stop using this thread it is cancer
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
There are 4 people in a line three stand up and say we are standing up for cancer and then thers the one in the weelchair
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
