Canada jokes
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
Canada.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
Community talk
hello my name is benita sanchez, i am 24 years old and i love sugar daddies. i run an ant farm in canada
DID YALL KNOW THE FIRST LETTERS OF CANANDA, UNITED STATES, AND MEXICO SMELL OUT ( C U M)
My Fellow Americans, I would like to announce that we are going to be going to war with Canada