What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.
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Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada? Dad: Because you were made there. Mum: We haven't been to Canada Dad: Hol' up a minute
Canada has free heath-care, here is a link to some Canada Facts!https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!" Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*" Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
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What part of the train goes toot toot-caboose
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Canada United States Mexico
C U M
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures
How do you get out 500 drunk TTC people? "Ah Antson fire a warning shot." " Uhhh sir its a M92 mortar." " Ah just fire the shot." Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato potatoes fire ze shot.
Canada
l guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians I mean if they drink Fanta they’re fantastic
how did pioneers name Canada they put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three the first one was c EH the second one was n EH the last letter was d EH that's how they named c EH n EH d EH
What is the real name of Canada ~ Punjabistan
