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Orphans can be gay no problem because they have no one to disown them

Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear

firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

nuns be like: can I spread the word buttcheck for u?

how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school but people cant wear hats. WTF school

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump

The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"

(pick-up line) if ur tits are the twin towers...... can i be ur osama

Why can't a leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane

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