New Can Jokes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear, he was deaf.

ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...

How can you tell a Asian guy is awake

You can never tell

What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane

How can a man make the world safer?

By having the chop

There is no way you can fit in there.

Says who?

Your mom.

When?

Last night.

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Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up

People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents

cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing

what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)

Your forehead is so deep no even curry can shot from that deep

A Roman the to bar and he,d up two fingers and said can I have five drinks 🍷 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”