Call jokes
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
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What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?