What do you call a white duck
A quacker
I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
What do you call a black person in a dark room? Invisible
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What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
What do you call a orphan with a boner?
Porn
when is rape normal?
When its called an unplanned pregnancy
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
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What do u call a scared octopus
A octopussy
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
What do you call all down syndromes....
Twins
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?
ill-eagle! 😂
