What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What do you call a decapitated politician? A severed head of state.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
what do you call a running chicken
scared
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
What do you call a musician π©βπ€ who drinks soda and sings π€ at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss!!
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army
A: Rainbow six seege
What do you call a skunk 𦨠falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
