Call jokes
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Extended warranty-
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.