Call jokes
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.