Call jokes

What do you call an under-the-weather seven?

A sick seven.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

Fucks funny.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?

Oppenheimer

What do you call a gay Eskimo?

A snow blower.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?

Dam fools.

What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?

A-Mean-O-Acid.

Q: What do you call a cranky cow?

A: Moooooooody.

What does Drake call his rake?

Da-Rake.

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses