Call jokes
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Memes
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.