Call jokes
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
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What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.