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I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
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