Call jokes
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Memes
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.