Call jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
Extended warranty-
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.