What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
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What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
