Call jokes
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.