Call jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!