What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What does an orphan call home
NOTHING 🤣
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
