Do you know how baby’s are made the boy puts his penuis in the girls butt and goes up and down for ten min then the girl takes a prego test and if it says no then you keep doing it tell she prego and the boy will lick the girl Down there 👇 and she will put his penuis in her mouth and suck it.Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on you’re her boobs and lick/suck them.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What are two things you could call a fart?
Gass from the ass or oter from the motor!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Son-Dad I need a new butt. Dad-why son? Son-because my'n has a huge crack in it.
why did the baker give the shopper a butt? because she asked for a butt!!
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
Q: Why do birds need feathers? A: To cover up their butt quack!
Aspen pooped herself
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your BUTT!
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
what planet is related to planet butts. ur-anus
You:OMG I CANT BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! The other person: Who? You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks
What did one Cheek say to the over cheek. It is a squash in here
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
This one butt check said to the other one it's really personal but it's ok I'll tell you.it said hey let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint watch a movie and go upstairs in the room and get down.
Hey man what's that a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok well hold it over I'll give it right back oh no i won't oh yes you will oh i won't oh yes you will ok fine then you take it or all blow our your butt before it farts.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
If your butt hurts real bad put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
