Butt jokes
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Aspen pooped herself.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.