Mommy kisses my butt.
Butt Jokes
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Uff.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Google is butt.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Henry is in Uranus.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.