But jokes

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."

What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?

A mountain!

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My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

What has legs but can't walk?

Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

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See, I was always told puns are funny.

But I can see now they aren't punny.

The waiter recommended the rug meal.

She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

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