But jokes

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.

My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.

I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?