But jokes

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)