But jokes
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Sorry but, no one asked.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.