But jokes

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

5+2 = 7

But 4+3 also = 7

So take your own path.

You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.

Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.

Big butt

My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."

I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.

Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.

What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.

(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.

Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.