But jokes

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.