But jokes

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

What do you call your dad?

You don't. Hahahahaha!

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.