But jokes

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

A vampire goes to the bakery.

Vampire: "One bun, please."

Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!