What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
I’m going oomph be busy having dinner soon I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
why cant orphans open a family business. because there is no family
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
when you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family buisness
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?" to which he responded "No". So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming"
I know, it's an awful joke.
what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say
beat it. we're closed
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was just text
Hi how are you busy doing today did I have to text more today after dinner I did text and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠 night is so nice 👍 I did not walk away but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home can you walk
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home and I will get back with him tomorrow morning
An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
Hi how are you busy busy today and I have to
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
