Business jokes
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.