Business

Business Jokes

Cost

Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Suicide

A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.

Cashier: Is this your final purchase?

Customer: Actually, yes it is!

Gun shop

I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.

KFC

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Guitar

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached.

Hospital

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)

Sole

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

Gay

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.

Suicide

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

Duck

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”