Business

Business Jokes

What was OceanGate's biggest regret?

Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."

-Al Nassr owner

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"