An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Hi how are you busy busy today and I have to
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
I have a nun joke! It is nun uh ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
What's the difference between the grand canyon and a blonde?
The grand canyon is a busy ditch.
My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
what did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police? it's none of your business!
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.
Why is the pizza place busy because it’s pizza day 😂
