Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
why can't Mexicans play uno because there to busy stealing all the green cards
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
