A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
