Business

Business Jokes

I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”