Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
why can't Mexicans play uno because there to busy stealing all the green cards
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
