My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
Q where do you bury the people killed in 9/11
A its already done for you
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
You cant spell Funeral without fun.
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me I can't remember where I buried them
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
