Bully jokes
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My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Stop bullying.
How to stop bullying?
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!