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What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."

I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

What do you call a bad bull?

A bully.

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

Stop bullying.

How to stop bullying?

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

Bully: You're gonna die.

Me: Hurry up then.

Don't bully. Lol.

Don't bully.

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.