Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Bully Jokes
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
