Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Bully Jokes
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
