Bully jokes
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.