Bully jokes
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.