Bully Jokes

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

Bully: "Nobody loves you."

Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

You shouldn’t bully fat people.

They already have enough on their plate.

Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."

Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

Why is it so easy bullying orphans?

They can’t tell their mom.

The depressed kid getting bullied.

The bully: "You are useless."

The depressed kid: "I know."

Why do orphans bully people?

Because they can't get suspended.

Contact Parent _______

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

Bullys are depressed.

Nerds are depressed.

Bad girls/boys are depressed.

Kind humans are depressed.

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.