Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"