Bully jokes

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

Bully: You're gonna die.

Me: Hurry up then.

Don't bully. Lol.

Don't bully.

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

What do you call a nine year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.