Bully jokes

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.