Newest Building Jokes - Page 11

What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?

Lego so he can build a home.

How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes

Kid: THERES A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING shooter: oops

your so short that you build a tiny house for yourself

Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?

Because it had more reflects than the twin towers

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.

what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀

what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha

What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

What do you call sex in the world trade center?

An inside job.

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

Whats the best way to find the twin towers

BUCKET

What is a good time

friend 1: I don't want to jump. friend 2: me neither .murderer: if you don't jump ill stab you. friend 1: jumps. friend 2: jumps. murderer. i didn't mean off the building friend 1: I know that i just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy

Why can’t orphans build computers?

They don’t know where to put the motherboard

What is the tallest building?

A library 📚 -It has the most stories.

Why does trump build a wall? There’s a such thing as a ladder.

1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome