Building jokes
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
βWho are the fastest readers in the world?β
βThe 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.β
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.