Building jokes
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.