Building jokes
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.