New Building Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Do you want to hear a building Joke I am still working on it

Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?

Lego so he can build a home.

How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes

Kid: THERES A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING shooter: oops

your so short that you build a tiny house for yourself

Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?

Because it had more reflects than the twin towers

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha

What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

What do you call sex in the world trade center?

An inside job.

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

Whats the best way to find the twin towers

BUCKET

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

What is a good time

friend 1: I don't want to jump. friend 2: me neither .murderer: if you don't jump ill stab you. friend 1: jumps. friend 2: jumps. murderer. i didn't mean off the building friend 1: I know that i just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy