Building jokes
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called βem βDuplocates.β
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome whoβs on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! ππ€£
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.