Building jokes
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.