Building

Building jokes

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

Why can't religion and science agree?

Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

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