Building jokes
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
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