Building jokes
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.