There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
Build a man a fire he will be warm for a day, give him some tfox March and he will on fire
siens gets you to the moon religion flighs you into buildings
9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.
Why are Muslims terrible at football ? •because every time they have a corner they build a shop
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a christain nationalist on steroids
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk
Why didnt Donald trump build the wall? Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
