Building jokes
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.