Building jokes
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?