Building jokes

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

Two air vents walked into a bar.

The third one ducted.