Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Building Jokes
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
