Building jokes

This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”

The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”

Two air vents walked into a bar.

The third one ducted.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!