Building jokes
What do you call a cute door?
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.