Building jokes
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.