Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
