Building jokes
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call a cute door?
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.