Building jokes
What do you call a cute door?
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"