My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,
“Boo.”
“Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”
Jack sat down next to her and smiled.
“I figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?” He said.
“That sounds fun,” said Jill.
“C’mon, let’s go!”
The kids climbed down from Jill’s second story window. The frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jill’s hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.
“You ready?” Asked Jack
“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Jill replied with a wink.
Jack laid his hand on Jill’s chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.
“I’ve waited a long time for this...” he whispered.
Jack slowly pulled up Jill’s dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.
“Silly Jack, didn’t you know? I’m not Jill. I never was. My name’s Randy. You’re mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.” Said Randy.
Randy moved Jack’s head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jack’s head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randy’s legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randy’s fist hurtling towards him...
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
Why didnt Donald trump build the wall? Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
Donald trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are Dead.
my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
The twin towers are like snowmen they fall and crumble
