What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers \..is that they collapsed faster then my grandma heuhfuwvuhwnefudhnweufhwuerhfiuwero0iuruqei9ri0op-or029t5093-854984598948598495io4k5ihwjfpeepee
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
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