The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called βem βDuplocates.β
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome whoβs on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! ππ€£
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
