Building jokes
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"