Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called βem βDuplocates.β
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome whoβs on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! ππ€£
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
