What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
I rate the twin tiwers 9/11 very stable buildings
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
