I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Building Jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call a cute door?
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
