What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.

My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.

what do you say win your brother has to many jeans gene lousise

We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster

My brothers kept annoying me. I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up. It was an empty threat - right after I was done

Roses are red violets are blue your brother is gay and so are you.

A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister’s naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister’s name Tulip?" His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes." The boy was still puzzled. “What about big brother Sparrow?” "His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking." The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister." The boy nods with understanding, “Thank you, father.” “No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking.”

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

“And then I said KNIFE to meet you.”

“You stabbed my brother!”

“It’s okay, I’m in STABle condition!”

Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

How do you find a red neck virgin?

Just look for a 4 year old they can run faster than her brothers

What did the step brother and step sister do together? OOOF MITOSIS

What did the knight say to his younger brother? “Good night.”

You expected a silly pun there, didn’t you? That’s pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

My brother

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