Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
So I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: not again brother I'm only 8
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
why do sisters hate u?
because ur their favorite step brother:P
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother
My brother didn’t beat cancer
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere
I got joke from my brother
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
