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I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
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Your forehead is so big megamind thought you were his brother
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
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Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried
Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore
Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
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When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
