Brother

Brother Jokes

Eyebrow

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

Plane

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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  • Incest

    Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

    Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

    Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

    Incest

    Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

    911

    Me: Want to play 911?

    My little brother: What's that?

    Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.

    Incest

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

    Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

    Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

    But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

    Incest

    Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

    A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

    Virgin

    Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

    Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

    Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

    Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

    Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

    Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

    Trampoline

    Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

    School shooting

    Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.

    Incest

    Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

    Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

    Smash

    When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

    Incest

    A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home.

    She realizes she's pregnant and has a baby boy.

    The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.

    The third year, she's feeling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father!"

    Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"

    Head

    My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.

    Condom

    Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.

    Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"

    Orphanage

    Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

    Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

    Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

    Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

    Conversion

    My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.