I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why am I here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son? Answer: David
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40
What did the boy said to his brother at chemistry class
Hey Br O
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
My mom is the FBI My dad is the FBI my sister is the FBI my brother is the FBI and do you know what i am?
Divorced
if ur sis mack u mad saw go to ur frundy home play if ur sis sud no go tell mom
I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less