Brother Jokes

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why am I here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made

Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son? Answer: David

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40

What did the boy said to his brother at chemistry class

Hey Br O

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy

jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me

I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"

There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."

i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.

his last words: paint dosent taste good

My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)

So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3