Broke jokes

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

The belt broke.

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

What happened when the American broke his arm?

He went broke.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

Let me tell you a story.

There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

Guess who likes vegetables now?

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."