I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because itβs a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Floor on the road?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
