Infrastructure jokes
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Floor on the road?
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.