Infrastructure jokes
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Memes
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
These are as weak as the towers.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.