In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal. I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
