What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!