My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. But I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
I will make a funny joke if u let me be your boyfriend. Im 19 and i am russian.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex
Because her boyfriend said "who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)
"my friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat and what happens next is really weird"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""the tongue gets stuck were his throat and starts to guh-gugh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever Again..:/
My girlfriend is soo fat that when she runs or walk she falls so I am breaking up with u
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: nooo don’t leave me catch me ahhh
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend:ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend:fat girlfriend:u didn’t catch me wawawawa:boyfriend: get off me 900 pounds ugh I hate u
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