What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
