What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Border Jokes
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Supposed to be video but cant do that
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
I'm illegal.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
