Border jokes
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.
The first kingdom was quite rich and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy and sent only 10 knights, each with two squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.
The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.
The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.
And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
I'm illegal.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.