Border jokes
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Borders are fat.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to? Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Here's how to piss off all of North America. All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟