Border

Border jokes

Mexican

  • Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

    Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

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  • Germany

  • I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

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