Border jokes
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.