Border

Border jokes

Dome

    • Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

    A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.

    Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

    A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.

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    • Mexican

    • A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"

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    • Mexican

    • On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

    Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

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    • Germany

    • I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

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    • Border memes

    Sport

    • What is a Mexican's favorite sport??

    Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.

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    • Drug Cartel

    • Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

    Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

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    • Mexican

    • Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

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    • Taco Bell

    • What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

    KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

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