What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Are you a border cause I can't get over you.
why is gennis gay
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I'm illegal.
