Border jokes
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Why is Gennis gay?
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.