Border wall jokes
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.