Border wall jokes

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.